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Happy blackout y’all 💖💜

trashcanbees:

when u fall in the bounce house and everyone keeps jumping so you can’t get up

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briannathestrange:

i love using my turn signal like YES bitch you KNOW where i’m gonna go, you are WELCOME

143Mon, 23:25#omg

english-idylls:

Witches and Sorceresses in John William Waterhouse paintings.

petermaximoff:

you ever feel like absolute garbage and then take a nap or just have a snack or something and feel 20 times better and then just be sitting there like a dumAss like wow, you Really Do Need to Eat and Sleep to Survive……..Wild

frogmp3:

mens-rights-activia:

the-nerdy-aspie:

mens-rights-activia:

meatswitch:

daydreaming-of-puppies:

Men get pegged as shallow a lot, but in my real life experience, women are more shallow than men. 

A lot of the men I’ve talked to don’t care if a woman has some extra weight, or is taller than them, or doesn’t have flawless skin. And even more men prefer women who don’t wear a lot of make up. (Not that I’m saying make up is bad, I love make up.)

I’ve noticed a lot of women, on the other hand, won’t date guys who are shorter than them (that’s a really popular one), or they have some other physical standard they expect. 

Yet we ostracize men who have standards and applaud women who do. Those men are shallow while those women are strong independent “don’t need no man” types. 

The hypocrisy is pretty amusing, to say the least.

Men get pegged

I honestly stopped reading at “men get pegged” and I was like “they sure do”

I’m glad neither of you took the time to read one person’s opinion. What is reading comprehension or textual analysis anyways? Worried it might pop your bubble? Grow up.

I honestly stopped reading at “I’m glad” and was like “good for you”

i’m so glad we all stopped at “men get pegged” i read that then immediately scrolled to the end of this post to make this comment

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

strikeyouout:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.

things heating up in the pinocchio fandom

issietheshark:

valerie and her week of wonders (1970)

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